Doobier
a doobier is a trained and knowledgeable doobie professional. one who specializes in all aspects of doobie service as well as munchie pairings. the role is much more specialized and informed than that of a toker. it is pr-nounced doob e ay like the wine profession who is a sommelier.
brian is the doobier for mendocino county.
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