a man’s p-n-s
man, john sure has a big doongle stick
- casey jones
1. an infamous train conductor who pushed the limits of speed and rounded a bend only to ram another train head-on 2. one who drives erratically 3. a famous grateful dead song did you see casey jones there barrelling down the road in that borracho helmet? the hockey-masked vigilante from the teenage mutant ninja turtles. […]
- pet weight
a term pet owners use when they’re trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight. my dog isn’t fat, it’s just pet weight!
- cooky b*tch
a really hot girl d-mn that girl peyton is a cooky b-tch
sebastiaan is the s-xiest, funniest flaming h-m-s-xual you will ever meet. sebastiaan lives for s-x jokes. sebastiaan often claims that he himself is a walking s-x joke. sebastiaan follows a strict diet that consists of cigarettes and energy drinks. every guy wants to bang sebastiaan, every girl wants to be sebastiaan…and who can blame them? […]
- boneless *ss
when that flat booty’s under 96lbs. guy: “man, she got some boneless -ss.” guy2: “yeah, that looks 95lbs to me.” girl who sends nudes and it ain’t nothing but bones boy: send me nudes babe girl: okay baby boy: d-mn! ew! you a boneless -ss b-tch!