a term pet owners use when they’re trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.
my dog isn’t fat, it’s just pet weight!
- cooky b*tch
a really hot girl d-mn that girl peyton is a cooky b-tch
sebastiaan is the s-xiest, funniest flaming h-m-s-xual you will ever meet. sebastiaan lives for s-x jokes. sebastiaan often claims that he himself is a walking s-x joke. sebastiaan follows a strict diet that consists of cigarettes and energy drinks. every guy wants to bang sebastiaan, every girl wants to be sebastiaan…and who can blame them? […]
- boneless *ss
when that flat booty’s under 96lbs. guy: “man, she got some boneless -ss.” guy2: “yeah, that looks 95lbs to me.” girl who sends nudes and it ain’t nothing but bones boy: send me nudes babe girl: okay baby boy: d-mn! ew! you a boneless -ss b-tch!
- observe the new moon
to observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. it means to descend on the new moon tavern in leadenhall market, london and indulge in a cold beverage whilst gazing up at the new moon sign above the bar… hey, would you like to join me in a spot of moon […]
- play ons
songs that bring lyricism to a new level, making clever jokes about everyday uses “world cup flow, i can’t kick it witchya” -jay st–z clever use of words that obtain a deeper meaning. “ayo throw in some play on’s on this verse make it hot”