Double hard
the very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.
well my mate emile got a double hard. back to back hookers. one even washed her tw-t out in a washing up bowl. he had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the gum clinic
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