douche kit
someone who has surp-ssed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.
he’s such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.
much worse than a standard douchebag, this is the whole kit. equivalent to f-cker or sh-thead.
a discrete reference may be made to said ‘douchekit’ by saying “he’s summer’s eve”.
in a sentence “boy, daniel sure is a douchekit” “i know, he’s such a summer’s eve”.
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