douche bagalow


a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and c-cktail parties.
this caviar is excellent mr. douche bagalow

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    synonym to mustache march. the month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. february 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and march 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your ‘stache. teacher 1: “what is wrong with all these kids? they look […]

  • douchebragg

    a friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird. person 1: caitlin can’t come out as she is busy this evening… person 2: doing what? person 1: oh breathing i think. person 2: what a douchebragg!

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    noun or verb, to refer to a messed up situation or person in low regard. “that game is a huge douchebang.” “what a douchebang!”

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    a measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a friday night will tend to have a relatively high level. the douchecosity level at the cedar hotel sure is high on friday […]

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    to earnestly propagate an idea so preposterous or warped that it makes a sensible person hail satan in despair. hannity that insanity some more, dude, because no one is listening.


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