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Douche Clot

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• Douche-douche

  the ultimite insult. if delivered properly it can end any sort of argument. usuealy delivered when someone comes to your house and breaks your sh-t, or an obnoxious pr-ck. there are different levels of being a douche-douche. each individual douche-douche has his own t-tle: douche-douche commander, douche-douche killer, the douche-douche, etc. ben:oh my god cole […]

• douchevag

  the epitomy of a douchebag. a man who is overly dramatic and catty like a female. someone so douche-like they are also part v-g-n-. “mike is such a douchevag. sometimes i wonder whose v-g-n- is larger, his or his mom’s” a female douchebag, also a boy who’s acting like a b-tch. angela: you’re a douchevag. […]

• Douchist

  one who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism. man i think we need to have an intervention for alex, i’m pretty sure he’s a douchist now. a(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche. the comments he makes are very douchist. i do not follow that ideal, […]

• Douchitis

  douchitis: the illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner. we at douche patrol are the world’s foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. we recently launched the global douche initiative in order to combat […]

• douchometer

  the level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or -sshole-like behavior student a: dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late student b: wtf man that’s an easy 7.5 on the douchometer

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