Douche Crest
slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
when the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:
1. the individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. the individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. the individual is wearing a tapout t-shirt (note: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer’s fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. the individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust m-ffler.
5. at least one of the individual’s children has a fauxhawk too.
6. any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer’s hairstyle a douche crest.
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