Douche-Wipe
when the word douche just isn’t enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. this adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. this may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards
guy: shut up you fxckin’ douche-wipe!
guy #2: what did you just call me?
anyone who attempts to steal your bike
hey douchewipe! what the h-ll do you think you’re doing, that’s my bike!
a manwh-r- who can’t keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a v-g-n-.
when nathan and melissa had a grope-fest on nick’s couch, we realized what a douchewipe nathan really is
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