douchemare
noun:
1. a frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. a terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
did you see criss angel’s mindfreak. g-d that was terrible. i had douchemares for a week.
hey you want to go to sound factory to see louie devito? g-d no! that sounds like a total douchemare.
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