douchenogger
a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sungl-sses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quant-ties of aluminum cans.
some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
(“nogmonster” is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)
a commonly used shortening of this word is: “nog” (not to be confused with the racial slur)
that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i’d rather not listen to his sh-tty ipod stereo all afternoon.
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