Drake Bell


conceded -sshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over justin bieber. spends more time talking about justin then actually doing work. his music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on drake and josh. although josh peck was the real star of the show. he’s talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that’s to high of a name for him. he’s a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can’t recive the message that n-body actually likes him. his hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. he’s currently hated by 48+ million people, justin bieber, milk tyson and the rest of #fam. he’s going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #helpdrakebell
person 1: did you see drake bells tweet?
person 2: drake who?

person 1: drake bell.

person 2: sorry. i only know of taco-bell.

person 1: he played drake off of drake and josh.
person 2: oh. i liked josh better anyways.
an actor who not only acts, but sings as well! plus he has his own show..the drake and josh show!
woah that drake bell can really sing, lemme go out and buy his cd
the hottest actor under the age of 20. he’s been in eveything from sienfeld, to high fidelity to drake & josh.
drake bell is hot!
one of the stars of the nickelodeon show drake and josh. very s-xy boy.
remember drake from that one episode of home improvement?
incredibly hot actor and singer. he will come to ny someday and me and my friends are booking him for the night.
drake bell is mine…hes really hot. luv ya!!
the hottest, cutest, most talented actor in his 20’s. not only can he sing, he’s a songwriter, actor, can play piano, guitarist, and comedian. also he’s got the hottest bangs!
“drake bell your the most talented guy ever!”
drake bell

1. childhood actor who rose to fame in the 2000’s for his starring roles on “the amanda show” and the great “drake and josh”. he is the rare teen heartthrob that was less of a girly-guy and more of the “cool guy with the guitar”, which made him popular with both genders. he is talented in both acting and music, at least to the point where he could write his own music and sing without auto-tune (rare for a teen heartthrob). unfortunately, hollywood dumped him for the less-talented but more-profitable “jonas brothers”, who were subsequently dropped for justin bieber (interestingly bieber continued to use drake’s haircut). some of drake bell’s post drake and josh acting credits include: superhero movie, college, the fairly odd parents, ultimate spider-man, and splash.

2. the arch-enemy of justin bieber fans. because justin bieber is the most hated celebrity on the planet (seriously just look him up on here), obsessed bieber fans feel the need to take out the hate he receives on drake bell (this will explain the number of thumbs down on my comment). this is strange, because he’s hardly the only celebrity that has dissed justin bieber, but then again the feelings are probably mutual because bieber stole drake’s haircut (see number one). drake often responds to their spam with witty comebacks.
1. dude 1: the jonas brothers are such f-ggots.
dude 2: what about drake bell?
dude 1: oh yeah, he’s ba

2. justin bieber: doing some writing
drake bell: yeah right.
bieber fans: spam hate
everyone else: lol

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