Duced-Up
a profound regret and embarr-ssment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable “number 2” restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.
i don’t think i got the job, i bad duced-up at the break. wtf, who puts the sh-tter that close to the kitchen…? everyone just scattered…
#stank #bathroom-bomb
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