a kind, caring, p-ssionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. a shoulder to lean on. he will always be there for u no matter what.
egbert is awesome.
the right t-st-cl- of a normal male. this name was created in 1779 when president george washington thought it unfair that the “left nut” received so much attention.
“his egbert never descended.”
“he bet his left nut, but ended up losing his egbert, too.”
a small suburb of detroit, michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the midwest. the only thing to do on any given night is to go to national coney island which is actually in roseville, michigan. eastpointe sits just north of detroit, yet detroit is starting to head north across 8 mile and […]
- after soap
the soap left on your teeth after your crazy -ss grandma washes your mouth out with it. lauren: grandma washed my mouth out four days ago and i still got after soap up in there
the result of letting your cat step onto the keyboard. the cat typed ggshxhxhuahahjooau.
n. a short, purple-haired samurai who likes riceb-lls and freeing people from binchot-te. oh, and he finds mints to be pretty intriguing. musashiden… what a little t-rd.
excellence in broadcasting – the acronym for rush limbaugh’s network. i’m sitting behind the golden microphone at the eib network. everybody in battalion: a female groupie of the 75th ranger regiment, also known as a rangerette, whom partic-p-tes in s-xual acts with at least a hundred rangers from one of the ranger battalions. eib is […]