the most amazing person ever. she loves friends just like family. music and internet are the minor things on her mind.
she’s so caring, she’s such an eleeza.
the act of sticking genitalia into a slinkies, and then skrewing the slinky into a partner’s -n-s im going to skloink you tonight baby.
verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something. bob accidentally p-ssed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.
- hitler did nothing wrong
the meaning of life because it was just a prank bro! hey hitler did nothing wrong hitler did nothing wrong, he just saved germany at all cost. also hitler loved pandas, who doesn’t love pandas?! i just think hitler did nothing wrong. ikr pandas are cool
- so so
acronym for “significant other show-off”. the kind of person that flaunts their relationship status and treats it more as an accessory than anything. they pretty much make their relationship about 90% of their personality. this is the person who makes it very clear that they are already taken before you can even introduce yourself. everything […]
- Morning Meat
when you wake up with a b-n-r wow this morning i woke up with a morning meat