Emilee Kelly
the most beautiful girl will ever see, all the other girls are so jealous of her because she is perfect in every way. she has blue eyes and blonde hair, and basically every guy wants to date her. she has an amazing body, and she runs cross country and is a sick tennis player. emilee often makes refrences to mac dre songs such as “not my job!” usually todd’s normally fall for emilee’s.
todd: dude emilee kelly makes me so happy, arent you jealous of me?
chris: yeah dude congrats, ive always liked emilee kelly, shes a real catch.
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