Instahard
for a male p-n-s to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the p-n-s.
mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
a combination of the words: instantly (without delay or immediately) and hard (not easily penetrated).
“man, i just got instahard when she walked in”
“lola luv = instahard”
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