intellectual boner



a b-n-r you get while reading erotic material
i figured out to add intellectual b-n-r to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the h-rny definition…dunno why
1. when you suddenly get a b-n-r while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a b-n-r when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in cl-ss.
1. one year, when i was filing my taxes, i got an intellectual b-n-r.
2. she always answers questions in cl-ss and i get an intellectual b-n-r.

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