entertainment value
the relative value of someone who is usually the b-tt of jokes. usually the shop/office whipping boy/girl. i.e. someone who is gullible, a rumor monger, gets angry easily, is easily startled etc.
dominic is such a dweeb, but he’s very gullible so he has a high entertainment value.
entertainment value. you have your wages, holiday pay, vacation and benefits. then you have the entertainment value. often worth more on a day to day basis than all the rest of the compensation from work. it’s sometimes the only way to get to the end of the day.
chuck: “hey bob, how’s it going today?”
bob: “this place is run by idiots. i can’t take it any more.”
chuck: “well bob, you can always look for the entertainment value!”
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