the friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know
how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
u mean “facebook fertility”
- sparkle city
nickname for spartanburg, south carolina. spartanburg is located at the intersection of interstates 26 and 85. about 3+ hours from atlanta, georgia, 1.5+ hours from charlotte, north carolina, 1.5- hours from columbia, south carolina, and .5 hours from greenville, south carolina. notable towns in spartanburg county include spartanburg, inman, new prospect, little africa, pacolet, converse, […]
- donkey slammer
some on who is packing a m-ssive c-ck extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard. hey she told me asa is a donkey slammer. man she i really lucky
- face squirt
a face squirt involves a male -j-c-l-t-ng into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the -j-c-l-t- into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it’s blow hole. this transaction of s-m-n is generally best administered with the female on her […]
a sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you m-st-rb-t- longer than 78.5 minutes. sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to […]
- Spicy Helmet
this is when you put tabasco or other hot sauce on your p-n-s and then have intercourse with a female. she didn’t have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.