Fartuken


when one cups his hands in the ryu style of a “haduken”, but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
i will fartuken your -ss after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.

hater #1: “dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker”
fake but scared fool #2: “yeah man, the hospital drove his -ss away, he might make it”

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