flabia
the large mound of flesh – usually growing from the abdominal region – that causes one to believe they need to file a missing persons report on their own genitalia.
man.. thanks to this fl-b– i haven’t seen my own p-n-s in three years.
any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia that are floppier, flabbier, flappier, or fatter than normal.
i.e. a floppy, flabby, flappy, or fat l-b–.
alice’s fl-b– was so long that she had to walk bow-legged when not wearing panties in order to avoid pinching them with her thighs.
i motorboated her fl-b–.
the inner l-b– that is stretched or really flappy and so long that it extends out over the outer l-b–. sometimes has a scalloped or serrated looking edge to it.
shredded beef curtains.
“i was about to go down on my girlfriend when i noticed she had major fl-b–”
compound noun for a plump puss, derived from a “flabby l-b–“. while a plump puss may be a thing of beauty a fl-b– tends to be less attractive, often having grey p-b-s, old lady smell or both.
in polite circles may be known as a fattie.
i always suspected the farmer was a man till the captain told me he’d seen someone eating her fl-b–.
an extraordinary coffee/tea making machine that exudes fabulous aromas and creamy toppings.
would you like some hot coco with a creamy topping fresh from my fl-b–?
the soft, tender, skin surrounding the cl-toris.
my period causes pain on my fl-b–
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