FLATULOQUIST
a person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.
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local flatuloquist, phil mccracken, was arrested yesterday at the ‘state of the union address’ for “putting words in the president’s mouth.”
a person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.
local flatuloquist, phil mccracken, was arrested yesterday at the ‘state of the union address’ for “putting words in the president’s mouth.”
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