a s-xy email sent to a friend or acquaintance in the hopes that s/he will take the bait and a hookup will ensue.
i’m really stressed these days because i sent out a bunch of flirtcasts yesterday and haven’t heard back from any of them.
i’m supposed to be working on a grant but, instead, i’m spending the whole day flirtcasting.
i did some pretty heavy flirtcasting with that woman who works at the drake and now i’m paranoid i’ve p-ss-d her off.
- flip your duracells
to change your negative att-tude and outlook into a positive one. “and what about my scrilla? you owe me at least 96 dollars! everyone owes me something! why is everyone always baggin on me?” “you need to flip your duracells, cuz all i’m gettin is negative, honey.” 8-o
- lonely sh*ts
generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that sh-t feeling hits you. usually can’t talk yourself out of it either. pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely sh-ts got to him. situation was made worse when there were no leaves […]
- flip your eyestickers
put in contact lenses. flip your eyestickers, you fool!
it’s an abbrieviation of “learn to read” usually used when the person you are talking to is stupidly ignorant and isn’t carefully reading what you wrote before replying with some dumb-ss comment. john: not enough women like fishing. tom: oh yeah, how would you like a hand up your -ss? douche. john: wtf dude?? i […]
the douche bag that goes home everyday at lunchtime to check his email to see if he has got posted on urban dictionary. blahblahblah… church blahblahblah…feelings blahblahblah email blahblahblah… luckylon.