foffer

a false offer, totally full of sh-t when offering help
can i help you move your furniture? such a foffer!!!
an individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
(“foffing” while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)
i used to know a guy named august. now he’s nothing but a shameful foffer. all he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it’s so gross.
a lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. can also be used in verb form; to fof. if an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.
“this foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to dave, so we moved a few feet away. he followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave.”
“dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! i didn’t even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!”
“poor erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there.”