inability to go to sleep due to intense craving for food.
me: yo. did we get robbed last night?
my friend: no. jose’s foodsomnia is acting up again! he totally ransacked the pantry last night.
- Curb Turtle
after a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes. noun- curb turtle verb – curb turtled 1. after a number of 6 for 1 […]
- Crusty Duck Dynasty
the act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of s-m-n and affixing the hairy paste as a sh-tty beard to a p-ssed out jerk while judging and condemning him to h-ll. after a long weekend with the guys ben […]
as a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation. angel just got friendzoned by mary, the fifth girl this week. he’s creating a friend-nation.
- fudge picking
to pick feces out of another’s -n-s. i went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too… fml…
- Full sweeney
paying the ultimate homage to legendary runner jesse sweeney. the rare act of being captured in a race photo with both feet off the ground. she was injured and walked most of the race but pulled off a full sweeney at the finish line for the camera