fox mulder
contrary to what some other guy said here on ud, the great fox mulder was nicknamed “spooky”.
yep.
” man: are you familiar with an agent named fox mulder?
scully: yes, i am.
man: how so?
scully: by reputation. he’s an oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch monty props in 1988. generally thought of as the best -n-lyst in the violent crimes section… he had a nickname at the academy… spooky mulder.”
so next time, before you defining sh-t, make sure you’re right, huh? c-nt.
fox mulder is an fbi agent played by david duchovny and const-tutes one half of the x-files’s investigative team alongside dana scully. nicknamed “creepy mulder” for his obsessive pursuit and investigation of paranormal phenomena and conspiracy theories. believes his sister was abducted by aliens when he was a child; this is the driving force behind his investigations. very intelligent and well-read. is most often the leader of the pair, despite scully’s cold pragmatism. kicks all kinds of -ss.
fox mulder is the man with the plan when there are little green men around or lights in the sky.
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