Fracturite
description: often a contributor to the long running punk rock ‘zine ‘fracture’, the fracturite is typically a bearded male in his early-mid thirties with a love for any music which sounds remotely like sunderland dignitaries leatherface.
habitat: a house in any one of leeds, london or wakefield. fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with cr-p while goofing off at work between 9-5. evenings are usually spent down ‘the well’, travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form (‘ds’ is a particularly common offender here)
idiosynchrosies: being punk rock in the least punk rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.
remains is king of the fracturites!
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