freeshitting
the act of dropping your pants and taking a sh-t no matter where you are at the time.
i was in the park the other day and saw a b-m freesh-tting next to the fountain.
free sh-tting is the art of litterally taking a sh-t wherever one d-mn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a sh-t, so you remove your pants and force the sh-t out wherever you f-cking want and walk on like a bad-ss.
expert or competetive free sh-tters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free sh-t in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of sh-t from -n-l areas.
usually expert or compet-tive free sh-tters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. if one was to closely examine the -n-s whilst undertaking free sh-tting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
but an amateur must not force free sh-tting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in sh-t.
the free sh-tting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant t-rd on the ground.
upon looking up he was already walking away. that man was a free sh-t expert.
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