loon-bathing
the act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect p-n-s into the water until you c-m.
noah stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no p-ssy.
Read Also:
- cringusting
when something is both cringe-worthy and disgusting at the same time. “have you seen the video about that guy who collects his belly b-tton lint in a jar?” “oh my god yes i’ve seen it. it’s f-cking cringusting!”
- beefin' over turf
a large angry cow tearing -ss across a gr-ssy field. the cow usually has a target in mind. they can get angry. “d-mn, that milk machine is tearing -ss across that field.” “yeah it’s really beefin’ over turf”
- rigamortified
rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it’s all hard and what not. yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned […]
- mikewillis
best programmer in the whole world. likes to travel using camel and loves ancient monoliths. your code is mikewillis’ level of quality. buy the domain for your foodie vlog
- zimguffet
a zimguffet it a breed of -ss goblin that l-sts for nothing but the pain of bdsm and hot candle wax. zimguffets are usually three feet tall with 27 inch p-n-ses that they force down your throat. “man! i met a zimguffet last night. he stretched my throat with his twenty-seven inch c-m rod.”