freshman fuckbag
noun.
the freshman college girl who fiends for the c-ck and a big party monday through sunday. typically receives poor grades first semester. an easy lay.
dave – “hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?”
scott – “yeah man! i got laid by some freshman f-ckbag. hopefully i don’t test positive for anything…”
dave – “gross, man.”
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