friendnificant other
two people that have gone past friends with benefits and to everyone around them they appear to be dating but havent actually made an offical committment.
guy 1 : whats up with her?
guy 2 : forget it joe has dibs
guy 1 : are they together?
guy 2 : no but thats his friendnificant other
guy 1 : so they arnt together but shes still his?
guy 2 : i just said that
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