Friends with food benefits
a person who you go out with just so you can get free food.
1: alright so i am going out now to chipotle with greg
2: wait, i thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for chinese, indian, and chipotle… especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food….
1: well not just that, i mean… yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
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- girl problems
she’s on her period girl: i’m in pain boy: what’s wrong girl: girl problems