Friendzigate
go out and make friends. this word can be spelled “franzigate” or “friendzigate.”
guy 1: “i’m bored.”
guy 2: “we should friendzigate because then you wouldn’t be as bored. you know, because you’d have more friends and all.”
guy 1: “that sounds like fun.”
–later–
guy 1: “i’m glad you thought of friendzigating, i have so many friends now, and i’m never bored. thank you.”
guy 2: “anytime, how did you think i became so popular?”
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