front yard pig bath
you have s-x with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then hog-tie her. now you take a sh-t on her and smear it around. an extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. you take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) no one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.
after i was done with sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. her parents did not
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