Fucking the Vendo Machine
the act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a c-ke or a snickers.
i had to f-ck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my c-ke!
some dude was in the break room f-cking the vendo machine trying to get a snickers!
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