fuckung
going up agianst chuck norris with 10 years of kungfu under your belt, and as you are about to strike chuck you yell f-ckyou but chuck’s third fist f-cking throat punches you while you try to say it and the sound you make is kung as you fight for oxygen.
i was walking down the road listening to my music when i f-ckunged!
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