Gareth Wakeman


a king of kings. the greatest person to ever exist. no one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

with the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. when people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor king gareth wakeman.
king gareth wakeman is the one and only g-d.

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