gassing-lane


an area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they p-ss by. g-ssing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.
i didn’t realize i was in the g-ssing-lane until three people farted just as they p-ssed by my face.

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