german tuck


when a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some b-tch and he gets a b-n-r. the man then takes his p-n-s and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the b-tch… so you can take her home and f-ck her.
same as definition…it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!

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