ghost paranoia

a condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. a person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
duder 1: “no for real. i came home one day and my beagle was on top of that f-cking ledge. way up there. i mean, how did he get up there? he can’t jump that high.”

duder 2: “yeah right dude.”

duder 1: “oh and i saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn’t take her eyes off me. i just hid under the covers til she went away. oh and look at this window. her hand print is still there!”

duder 3: “oh my g-d dude, there’s no hand print. you’ve got ghost paranoia like a son of a b-tch. how do you sleep alone at night?”

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