girlancee
noun. a girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. this girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of v-g-n-l delight. she provides you with all of the hardships -ssociated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.
“hey, where is our roommate calvin?” roommate 1. “oh, he is at his girlancee’s house,” roommate 2. “poor guy,” roommate 1.
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