Girlfriend Positioning System
the surrept-tious use of google lat-tude on your girlfriend’s phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. also requires a phone that supports lat-tude, but helped by the prevalence of android, apple os and blackberry phones.
commonly abbreviated gips (pr-nounced: jips).
john: so carla’s gone out with her friends tonight, huh? where are they headed?
bob: she said misty’s but, hang on – my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly – why is she in some random street in hangleton???
john: dude!
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