the act of justifying illogical behavior through misleading, nonlinear thinking, while simultaneously losing control of one’s emotions.
woman: i am equal to a man, because i’m a modern woman, but i also shouldn’t have to pay for dinner… or anything, because i’m a woman, and that’s how things work… and you forgot my birthday two years ago, and i got teased when i was a child, and you don’t care about my feelings!!!!
man: d-mn, you girlsplained that really well, let me pick up the check, and continue to tell you i respect you, while internally thinking you are a prost-tute in denial, and considering ways to slowly distance myself from you for a younger, hotter woman.
the liquid s-x you can’t take off. glue and lube mixed together to create the perfect eternal bond between s-xual partners! girl: honey, i want to be with you forever. guy: just let me get the glube and i’ll make that dream a reality! a cheap generic version of a personal pleasure lubrication that loses […]
sphinter muscle in your -n-s that can get worn out from too much -n-l s-x, causing inability to hold your sh-t in. darrel ” jeff you f-ck that girl in her -ss everynight?!?” jeff ” yeah sure” darrel “your gonna ware that girls grippers out,shes gonna be wearing diapers by the time shes 30” the […]
grubenschnitzel ist a pseudo-german word invented by americans, because they thought this combination of words sounded funny and every american knows what ‘schnitzel’ means. literally translated it would mean something like ‘pit cutlet’ which makes no sense whatsoever. it has no meaning in germany. it is unknown when this word started to become a fad. […]
- guy gamer
an specie who are males that play videogames. this type of specie may hunt down the girl gamer race and because of this the girl gamers are going extinct. beware of guy gamers as they may ddos ur club penguin acc lolskrub1 “lol look at dat pro mlg guy gamer liek srsly xxdxddxdxddxdxdxdx” lolskrub2 “lol […]
- Helemaal van da padje
zo zat zijn dat mensen dürums touchdownen, blaadjes voor bloemen aanzien, zwarte dood kotsen en gehowdoed worden. ik had zoveel gedronken, ik weet niets meer van gisteren. ik was echt helemaal van da padje!