Glittery Slazenger
an underground s-xual move known only by golf professionals. right as the female is about to -rg-sm you insert a handful of glitter and a slazenger golf ball into the v-g-n-. the golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. no hole is safe from the glittery slazenger.
sam: my god mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? you just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
mikey: nothing flies like a glittery slazenger!
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