Glob Glob Job
when you rip apart someone’s b-lls and lick the area between them. extremely stimulating when done correctly but can be fatal if done incorrectly.
hey man, why are you hobbling like that?
oh, lizzie gave me a glob glob job last night and my scr-t-m is in two.
oh maan, what did it feel like?
awesome.
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