Glowjob
a simple bl-w j-b (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your p-n-s.
jesse: hey steve, did you see that glowjob i got at the fourth of july fireworks yesterday?
steve: yeah, i could see it across the whole field!
when a girl at a rave party breaks a glow stick on her hand and gives a man a hand job.
“that wh-r- was so drunk she got glow stick sh-t allover her hands while giving me a hand job i called it a glow job
a glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. whenever a person is giving traditional bl-wj-b and j-zz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.
person 1: doood i was giving head under a blacklight and the j-zz glowed!
person 2: glowjobs = way of life
when a graphic designer overuses photoshop effects (either in quant-ty or amount), resulting in a gross display of their amateur skills.
did you see that business card that stefan did?” “yeah, he totally did a glow job on it!
when a girl sucks on a broken glow stick then gives a man a bl-w j-b
maria gave me a glow job last night and i’m still glowin!
glowjob; the act of giving or receiving oral s-x whilst the giver wears a led (mouth/teeth) ‘grill’.
i just got the best glowjob ever. the pink leds really do it for me.
a gay bl-wj-b
– the guy gave him a glowjob!
– that’s grouse!
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