a phrase used when you are having a conversation with someone (usually a friend), and the other person is being a complete dumb-ss and doesn’t understand what you’re talking about, even though its completely understandable… but then they finally get it.
john: hey, where were you today?
sam: i was home sick…
john: oh where were you? i didn’t know you were on vacation!
sam: i’m at home. sick. dumb-ss.
john: oh!! you’re home.. and you’re sick. sucks man!
sam: go get ’em tiger…
- going spelunking
diving, tongue first, into the depths of a girl’s -sshole. being bored with normal c-nn-l-ng-s, john decided to go spelunking. when john’s girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.
usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn’t realise the goiter thinks she’s a dumb -ss. the goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. the goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the goiter […]
- golden moose
while a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make ‘moose antlers’. before he finishes, a group of chris farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine. “good thing i had my thumbs in my ears during that golden […]
- gold farmer
an exployted asian employee of world of warcraft. they all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. they are paid very badly. their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to world of war craft players for real money. sick, […]
- Goldfish Moment
a moment when two people are in an argument, but can agree on something in the middle. it has to do with balance, like a scale. fish have scales. goldfish are delish. therefore, it is a goldfish moment. bob thinks joe is smarter. joe thinks bob is smarter. they realize they are equally smart and […]