golden circle
the act of urinating on another persons -n-s followed by a rim job.
similar to the golden shower and golden bath.
graham: ahh i need to p-ss!
louise: give me a golden circle honey
graham: oh f-ck yeah! spread them cheeks louise!
front row seats at a concert, usually reserved for vips.
“they sat in golden circles
and waiters served them wine
and talked through all the music
and paid to john paid little mind”
from “money becomes king” by tom petty and the heartbreakers
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