Google Fucktard
someone who google’s random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. they hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.
a google f-cktard may (or will) google things such as the m-ss of an element on the periodic table, to things like “how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft”?
google f-cktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with “that’s right, i’m smarter than you!”. they think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of google to answer their useless f-cking knowledge
person 1: “you should know that there are different levels of -ssault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult”
person 2: “actually, according to wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of -ssault on someone. that’s right i’m smarter than you”
person 3: “yes but there are different variations of -ssault. if you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm”
person 2: “oh yeh well what’s the atomic m-ss of plutonium? 244! that’s right i’m smarter than you!”
person 1: “oh my god what a google f-cktard”
Read Also:
- googlit
to ask a question of god, otherwise known as looking it up on google. child: mommy, what is the point to life? busy mom: i don’t know honey, why don’t you use the computer and googlit. oh, and honey, whipe down the keyboard before you do; your father was on it earlier. unit of measure […]
- gookie
n.- a face made by lolling out the toung in a flat roll, puffing out the cheeks, and having bulging, crossed eyes. it was originally made by a cigar roller named gookie and was made famous by adolf (harpo) marx. o o ( u ) a gookie looks somewhat like this letter face. 1. a […]
- gookiest
the thing/object/person with the most gook; gook being like snot or snooty she was the gookiest girl i know
- gouging out my eyes
slang for masturbation scarlett johansson is so hot i spent all of yesterday gouging out my eyes.
- govedo
1. and only definition: supporter of fc levski 1914, which means lousy, pathetic, r-t-rded sc-mbag, used to be a total loser at all times. goveda sini, vie pak ste vtori, a nie – 4erven-beli shampioni!!! samo cska!!! translation:”blue rinds, you`ve lost again, and we are red-white champions!!!”